SEASON 0 · CHARTERS OPEN NOW

Congratulations. You control interest rates.

Everyone hates you.

A season-based strategy game where communities run fictional banks and one elected chair sets the rates, then takes the blame.

$FED · SOLANA · PUMP.FUN · PAIRED WITH USDC

THE PRINTING PRESS.

$FED is the memecoin behind the game, with no promise of value. The FED prints: holders get stimulus in USDC, paid by Pump.fun from trading fees. The game itself is free.

CONTRACT ADDRESS · $FED ON SOLANA

CA: DROPS AT LAUNCH

It will be posted here and on @thefedgame at the same time (MON 28 SEP 2026 · 16:00 UTC). Until then, any address you see is counterfeit policy.

MINUTES OF THE EMERGENCY SESSION · No. 001 · SEASON 0

TO:
ALL HOLDERS
FROM:
THE COMMITTEE
RE:
STIMULUS

STIMULUS.

The FED prints.

$FED is paired with USDC on Pump.fun in Holder Rewards mode.

Pump.fun pays holders a share of trading fees, in USDC, several times an hour, to every wallet holding more than USD 20 of $FED, split by Pump.fun's rules.

Pump.fun's distribution wallet runs it. The team can't touch it. The chair can't touch it.

How much depends on trading volume and your share. Most holders will see small amounts.

When trading stops, so does the stimulus. It's transitory.

STIMULUS PAID

[LIVE AFTER LAUNCH]

Read from the chain once trading starts. No estimates, no sample numbers.

PAID IN
USDC
PAID BY
Pump.fun's Holder Rewards distribution wallet, from trading fees
HOW OFTEN
several times an hour
WHO
Wallets holding more than USD 20 of $FED, split by Pump.fun's rules
TEAM ACCESS
None
CHAIR ACCESS
None

FORWARD GUIDANCE

HOW THE GAME WORKS

  1. 01

    CHARTER A BANK

    Any community can register a bank. Every bank starts with the same game capital, and none of it can ever be withdrawn.

  2. 02

    LEND

    Lend to simulated businesses that move with the real market: bank stocks, broad equities, volatility. The data is read-only. Nobody in the game moves real markets.

  3. 03

    ELECT A CHAIR

    Banks elect one chair, who sets the rates and the collateral rules. Then everyone blames the chair.

  4. 04

    SCHEME

    Merge with rivals, beg for bailouts, publish propaganda.

  5. 05

    THE INQUIRY

    The season ends with a public accounting of who survived and who caused the crisis.

SEASON 0 · THE FIRST, FREE SEASON

SEASON 0

CHARTERS
OPEN NOW · free, no token needed
PLAY STARTS
[DATE] · announced here and on X before play
PRIZE POOL
[AMOUNT TBA]. The Season 0 prize pool is funded in USDC and published with the rules before play starts.
ENTRY
Free. No token needed to charter a bank or play.
BANKS CHARTERED
—

CHARTER A BANK

Free. No token, no wallet connection, no signature. Bank names are never published on this site: we show a count only.

3 to 28 characters: letters, digits, spaces and . - ' &

A token, a group chat, a guild. Up to 40 characters.

So the committee can reach you.

A public address only. Never paste a private key or seed phrase anywhere.

STANDING ORDERS

RULES OF THE HOUSE

  1. THE DEV BURNS THE BAG.

    The dev buys at launch and burns the whole bag on camera. Proof: [TX AT BURN], posted after the burn.

  2. NO PROMISES OF VALUE.

    $FED is a memecoin. Nobody here promises it will be worth anything.

  3. GAME MONEY STAYS IN THE GAME.

    Game money is never withdrawable and has no cash value.

  4. THE CHAIR NEVER TOUCHES REAL MONEY.

    The chair controls the game only: rates, collateral rules, blame.

  5. STIMULUS IS PUMP.FUN'S.

    Holder rewards are Pump.fun's fee-sharing feature, paid from trading fees. They vary with volume and can stop.